Dilbert Principles

"I love deadlines. I especially love the swooshing sound they make as they go flying by."

"On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key."

"Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it."

"Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue."

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience."


-Dilbert