For Just Married Folks

The other day was sitting with a newly wed copule. Actually both were quite good friends of mine and unintentionally both of them said some things which reminded me of on joke in the forwarded mails that

What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both cases you feel "aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta"

Then I actually relized the jokes genrally we read are the real life incidents......

For Drinkers ...

One of my friends forwarded this nice mails for DRINKERS ....



Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work. Then their hopes and dreams would be
shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than to be selfish and worry about my liver."

-- Jack Handy

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

--Frank Sinatra

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

--Ernest Hemingway

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

--Henny Youngman

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

--Stephen Wright

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

-- Brian O'Rourke

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin

CHEERRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patience

The key to everything is patience.
You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.

---Arnold H. Glasgow