Innovative one liners

If you do a good job & work hard, you may get a decent job with a better company someday!

If you think we're a bad company, you should see our competition!

A person who can smile in the face of adversity has probably found a scapegoat.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong 14 times gives you job security.

Pride. Commitment. Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

Dilbert Principles

"I love deadlines. I especially love the swooshing sound they make as they go flying by."

"On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key."

"Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it."

"Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue."

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience."


-Dilbert

Risk

'Risk' owes its origin to the Italian word risicare that literally means 'to dare'