Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola)

From a forwarded mail ... really a nice thought

Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola)

"Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them - work, family, health, friends and spirit and you're keeping all of these in the air.

You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball.

If you drop it, it will bounce back.
But the other four Balls - family, health, friends and spirit - are made of glass. If you drop one of these; they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for Balance in your life."

Munnabhai B.E.S.E

Nice forwarded mail ........

Munnabhai B.E.S.E

Scene: Company floor .. Fresher enters d bay .. where MunnaBhai S/W
Engineer works....

[Munna]: Kya bey Freshya !! Kya mooh latkake rakha hai !!

[Fresher]: Tum nahi samjhogey!!

[Munna]: Kya issue hai ... Salary ke wande hai ..... ??

[Fresher]:

[Munna]: Kya PM ne chilaya..... ??

[Fresher]:

[Munna]:Kya SQA ne Bugs pakde ??

[Fresher]:

[Munna]: Hah !! Bugs ka lafda hai!! ... Abey Pakya .. Isko dekh .. aise
rothadoo ko kaun Development dega .. hah ... Ek program ka kiya .. Bugs
kya nikale .. nikala rote hue ??...Abey sale...Jis Company ne tujhe itna
train kiya hai .. unke liye thode Bugs nahi seh sakta ??

[Fresher: Tum kya jano .. Development kya hota hai]

[Munna]: Sach
appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum...
saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai...
template me subclassing karke apanaa timepass hota hai....
copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush...!!!
fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?
are kaiko ?
arre kaiko re?

fir ek din boleto appun ko assignment mila.....
ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!

ho hooooooo hooooooo ho
ho hooooooo hooooooo ho

saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya ...
Server ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa...!!!

appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho gaya...
boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil gaya...!!!

ho hooooooo hooooooo ho
ho hooooooo hooooooo ho

din bhar appun computer ke aagge...
koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi...
tin din naa Raghu se raada na Abbhi se pangaa
bass choop chaap...

appun kaa bhidulog saala dar gaya...
bola kya be manya saala tu bhi programmer bann gaya...!!!

ho hooooooo hooooooo ho
ho hooooooo hooooooo ho

phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh vikya bola...
ye mannubhai kya coding bana rela hai baap...!!!
[serious music]
vikya ko pakdaa... bola idhar aa shahane ....tereko coding seekhataa
hai...
saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa...
abhi tak uska indentation waakadaa hai ...
aur aaj tak uske forms ke saath chattis kaa aakdaa hai...!!!

samzaa ...?
samzaa...?
samzaaa naa...?

(fir ...? fir kya huwa..?)

fir ek din appun ne coding poora kar diya...
form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej diya...!!!
lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya...!!!
par DTS me issues dekhake sala appun darr gaya...!!!
[seriously sad music]
appun ke saamne tester ne mere coding me ki galtiyaa nikali...
aapun ke coding ki poori waat laga di....
appun udharich khadaa thaa...
par appun kuch nahi bola...
kaiko bolega?
kaiko...?

saala ek, ........ek program kiya thaa... usme bhi itne bugs...
par appun ek aansu nahi roya...
kaiko royega...?
kaiko..?

saala appunich yedaa thaa naa...!!!

agale din se phir wohi life chalu...
wohi gande mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template....
saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mails forward kiya...
log samze mail server down hoyega...
bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai par kya karega...!!!
[sad music]
training milke bhi .........jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...
haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...
[sad music]
training milke bhi .........jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...
haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...

[Fresher]
(phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)

fir ...?
fir kya...?

fir agale din appun ko aur ek assignment mila...!!!
Jhaaaaappak...

[All Smiles]
saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya ...
Server ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa...!!!

ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo